Yet another saying which can’t possibly apply to this poor little Blob. No hands, no thumbs, no green thumbs. Consequently, I have a plant outside my kitchen window which does best if I do what all plants apparently prefer I do: leave it the heck alone. Go figure. Enjoy […]
I don’t know how many of you are familiar with the whole “Shark-Nado” phenomenon, but it is so silly. Sharks. In a tornado. Then again, I guess it’s no different in silliness, weirdness, or just plain randomness than Snakes on a Plane. Sharks on a plane? Enjoy your day! […]
Poor Cory Monteith. That’s the saddest thing is that he REALLY DID look sixteen. I mean, I remember what I looked like at sixteen. I would not want to make money off of looking like that. (Actually, I was pretty adorable at sixteen, and my face hasn’t changed at all. At all.) I do […]
Happy Monday, friends! Again, I apologize for the lack of high quality posts lately. Between studying for a super important test and dog sitting, my life’s pretty full at the moment. We should be back to awesome, fully inked, well scanned, better thought out posts soon. I fully believe that half of working out for […]
Happy Friday, lovelies!! Sorry this post is so late, it has definitely been one of those weeks. Petranka, to explain, is another one of my personalities. She is a Russian super model and she is fearless. Petranka bleeds the sickle and hammer. To the NSA rep reading this, I am no more red than […]
I have always had a hard time with hula hooping, but how much harder must it be for the poor cute Blob who has no hips anyway? Poor lil thing! That said, I’ve heard somewhere that it isn’t how you move your hips round and round, it’s moving them back and forth that’s the trick? […]
Even though the Blob may be genderless, a censor bar is still necessary when naked. (Wait. . . when does he wear clothes? Boggles the mind a bit.) Thanks to my adorable parents who came up with the idea for this one after mocking me mercilessly. Mocking: it’s our love language. Happy […]
And… part two! Enjoy the two parter, friends. This may or may not be related to how I feel Monday mornings, or the fact that I fall over a lot, or the fact that I never look where I’m going, or the fact that I read and walk at the same time a lot, or… […]
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