{Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Ephraim’s Daughter Longstocking}

      Hello, pretties! Happy Friday! Maybe you only get this if you grow up a ginger kid and your grandfather is straight-off-the-boat Swedish, but I grew up reading all of the Pippi Longstocking books and wishing someone that preposterous would enter my life. (This girl lifts horses. Horses. Over her head. Try that, […]

{The Great Outdoors}

    Happy Friday, darlings! Originally, this was titled “Tornado”, but given recent events, that was poor taste and I changed it. On the Great Outdoors note, after working my nine to five office job, I have noticed my tolerance to sunlight and fresh air decrease. Being ginger, I sunburn inside at night anyway–but now […]

{In Honor of Star Trek}

    Happy Monday, lovelies! Thanks to a good friend, I’ve  seen exactly one Star Trek episode—The Trouble with Tribbles—and that was enough to learn and understand the following truths: ~Despite terrible stereotyping, Star Trek was pretty racially diverse for a show in the sixties ~Tribbles are frikkin’ adorable ~Red shirts always die first So, […]

{Garage Sailing}

  Puns-puns-puns.  I love garage sale-ing. I think I’ve gotten some of my favorite things while garage sale-ing. As a little girl, my family and I would often go out, all jammed in our 1990 Ford Areostar, and lurk the neighborhoods. Often, I’d hear my parents muttering a common phrase, “What a bunch of GARBAGE!” […]